Not a Sausage

Patrick Haney is not a sausage, and neither is this website.
Mon Jul 6
Wondering if we can locate a bootleg copy of The Hangover here in the Dominican Republic to watch in our room, without Mike Tyson
Setting up our Dominican Safari and hoping it doesn’t include the sketchy drive we took to get here from the airport
Had the worst “filet” of my life at the steakhouse here at the resort, but can’t complain considering the all-inclusive price of our trip
Sun Jul 5
Started the day right with a Bacardi & Coca-Cola Light in the shower and now relaxing in our sweet room
Smoking cigars and drinking champagne on the roof of our resort building with my wolf pack, no fireworks in sight
Sat Jul 4
Celebrating Independance Day by leaving the United States for a week and escaping the tyranny of this crappy northeastern weather
Fri Jul 3
Nothing like a beer and a burger on the golf course… at 10:15 in the morning…
Thu Jul 2
I swear the skills required to be a realtor never include organization, tardiness, a good memory and personality
Just came across an amazing sounding apartment in Somerville on Craigslist and hoping we can check it out tonight before leaving town
Overheard: “Just because you’re wearing Tevas doesn’t mean that Mother Nature is going to open her legs and spread sunshine everywhere.”